Lo, I have seen my future and it contains an out of town trip. Like, I’m gone as of now. (grin) Back at the end of August. Out of phone contact entirely, and in email contact only once every few days or so, if lucky. Please keep the city safe while I’m away.

Over and out.

 

Elaine and Johanna’s Town and Country Yard Sale

Sunday, 23 May 2010
Time: 10:00 – 17:30
2304 East Georgia St, Vancouver (by Nanaimo & E. Georgia)

I’m clearing like as if I’m moving. I have boxes and boxes of my own stuff, plus things donated to the sale, plus Johanna’s bringing in a truckload of nifty things from her farm.

Some funds go to support Elaine’s upcoming trip to Newfoundland, and some to the Catherine White Holman Memorial Fund.

A tiny percentage of the list would be…

CLOTHING (scads and scads of it)
hats (men’s and women’s)
shoes (women’s 10, mostly)
boots (men’s 8, mostly)
men’s clothing, for waist size 38 – 40ish
women’s clothing size 14 – 16
women’s clothing, size 18ish
women’s clothing, size 24ish (2X) , tall, good quality, as-new with no sign of wear, coats, jeans, shirts, blouses, jackets, jammies, skirts, sportywear etc.

DOOHICKIES
decorations, xmas and otherwise
new-in-box and Eaton’s store bag perfume
craft materials
fabric
candleholders
tchotchkes of great fascination

SPORTING GOODS
giant cooler with a fancy lid
swim fins
camping gear, various
backpacks
and more

HOUSEHOLD
fine china, glassware, silver
kitchen gear, both small and large
an upright grand piano (unless it sells by then) http://techdonkey.com/piano
vintage baking table
arts and crafts era oak library desk
interesting chairs
antique commode chair – a real party chair!
vintage pinball machine
wee wooden dresser

BOOKS
oh YEAH, there’ll be books! SF/Fantasy, Mystery, Erudite and Misc
hardcover, paperbacks, trade paperbacks, and magazines

FREE
There will be a great big pile of freeness, as in, please adopt it and take it away.

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Sale will go on in ANY weather. If it’s terribly inclement, we’ll set up indoors.

 

It’s SOLD! Thanks, everyone!
Shaira’s selling her Volksie van. You want it. You know you want it.
- Elaine

 

Queerotica was SO MUCH FUN! Just a note of thanks to those who came, who read, who listened, who helped, and who supported our little endeavor.

We had packed a tiny bit too much pornorific fabulousity into the night, which resulted in us all having to leap up and scramble out by the 11pm deadline, and I kinda feel like we all did this really great SM scene together, but missed the aftercare! If you feel like chatting with me and Afuwa electronically, we can be reached at queerotica-at-elainemiller-dot-com.

Here are some more fun things that are happening this Pride season… maybe I’ll see you all out and about?
http://elainemiller.com/blog/

and…

Our last reader was Anna Camilleri, who many of you already know. Here’s a couple more things that Anna’s doing while we are lucky enough to have her on this side of Canada:

Thursday, July 31, world premiere of Still Breathing Fire
http://prideinart.ca/still_breathing_fire.htm

Monday, Aug 4th Writing Boot Camp
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=21910937612

Thanks again!

-Elaine

 

Repeated by popular demand!
For those who tried to register but found the workshop sold out, we’re going again!
Pride in Art Festival presents
CREATIVE LICENSE (Too):
Writing Bootcamp for Queers

a day-long workshop intensive with Anna Camilleri
Monday, Aug 4, 11am-5pm (w/ a 45 minute lunch break)

Do you want to write but are having trouble breaking through the “noise”?

Creative License is a one-day intensive workshop for all queer writers: beginning, experienced, and stalled.

Designed to offer participants tools for entering the writing realm with curiosity, Creative License is based in a series of directed writing practices in a supportive group setting. The emphasis is on mining our imaginations, experimenting with voice and form, generating new writings, and working with story elements for fiction and creative non-fiction.

Arrive with an open mind and leave with
a stack of new writing.

The Details
$65 (non-refundable) fee includes materials, limited to 15 participants

Registration and pre-payment at Little Sister’s | 1238 Davie Street | # 604-669-1753
And at Queerotica (http://elainemiller.com/queerotica) July 30, 7:31pm start, @The Roundhouse
Location: 295 E11th Ave, Vancouver (between Main & Kingsway)
Monday, August 4th, 2008 | 11am-5pm
Please direct inquiries to Anna Camilleri at reddressproductions@gmail.com

Facilitator Bio
Anna Camilleri is the author of critically acclaimed I Am a Red Dress: Incantations on a Grandmother, a Mother and a Daughter, editor of Lambda Finalist Red Light: Superheroes, Saints and Sluts, co-editor of Lambda Finalist Brazen Femme: Queering Femininity, and co-author of Boys Like Her: Transfictions. Her writing has been described as “potent, fresh, and imbued with powerful imagery” (Quill and Quire starred review); “brave and necessary” (Books in Canada); and as “provocative and evocative” (Xtra). Anna has performed widely over the last fifteen years in Canada and the US, contributed to several community arts projects as an artist-educator, curated numerous performance programs, and led workshops on various as aspects of cultural production. Anna is premiering her new one-woman performance work, Still Breathing Fire, at the 10th Annual Pride in Art Festival in Vancouver on Saturday July 31, 2008 at the Roundhouse. For more information, please visit www.annacamilleri.com or www.prideinart.ca.

creative-license-too-vancouver PDF file

 

Leatherdykes and friends — what a good wind-down! This one’s put on by some rather lovely friends of mine, and I’m planning on bringing a great big blankety-blank blank and some snacks.

- Elaine

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LEATHERDYKE Post-Pride Picnic in the Park

When: MONDAY, August 4, 4pm –> 8pm
Where: Trout Lake / John Hendry Park
3350 Victoria Drive, Vancouver
(Trout Lake, SouthEast corner)

Though the gayest weekend of the year may be over, we’re not going down without a fight…or giggles, the occasional spank or ten, and the company of some of the most lovely and delicious leatherdykes around!

Swing on by, bask in your post-pride fuzziness, and reminisce with us! A bunch o’ leatherdykes are throwing down blankets, laughs, and good company. Come on down, bring your partner/s, friends (kink-friendly or just friendly is mighty fine), a blanket, food n drink, chairs, sunscreen…and most importantly, yourself!

Alas, should the weather not cooperate, we will have to postpone. Crossing our fingers for sunshine…

See you there,

Mary Anne, Jen S., Mars


 

This is gonna be a Really Good Time. Ryan’s in it, and Shaira, and Dj. and Ticha and Maryanne and Amber Dawn and Rachel, and lots of other talented folks.

Friday, July 25th

See you there!

(Click the poster if you can’t see the whole thing, and it’ll pop up in a new window. Or check out http://prideinart.ca for details.)

 

I’m involved in producing or performing ina bunch of stuff this Pride season…

So here’s a kind of lump of “Here’s what I’m doing in the next few weeks, please come out and join me.” newsletter. With links to details, and to the pretty posters.

Please feel free to tell other people about ‘em.

In order of organizing panic, I mean, in the order we come to ‘em….

Continue reading »

 

http://tttaiko.com/jodaiko/
jodaiko in vancouver

 

(If you’re reading this at one of the many places where my blog feeds, you might need to see the actual blog to catch the nifty factor…)

So, I have this font that’s my actual handwriting. Wait, that’s not the nifty part. Especially not considering how much like an epileptic chicken I write.

There’s this coolio plugin here:
http://templature.com/2007/10/18/ttftitles-wordpress-plugin/

And I installed it. Now my posts will come titled as if I handwrote them, which tickles my techy irony-spot.

 

Leaping literary lesbian writers! Gayleen’s reading at Little Sister’s.

touch-by-froese-webposter.jpg

 

So, sponsor Spike for the walk, okay?

http://www.spikeharris.com/somethingevil/2007/07/gimme-all-your-money/

Here’s a bunch of us from last year, all interspersed with everyone else. Can you spot our little group of queers? We crop up over and over…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI6zv6UuH1w

 

So, my friend Kona is taking over 2000 square feet of sauna/steam bath (twice the space and twice the time of last year’s party) and having a fabulous ‘private’ birthday party. It’s for women. It’ll be sexy and it’ll be kinky and it’ll be fun. $20 cost includes food and drink. (If you were there last year, you’ll remember the joys of eating mango or watermelon while naked, while watching grrls get spanked in the shower room. Happiness.)

Wanna know the details? Email me and I’ll send you the invite. Yes, even if you don’t know Kona yet. The more the merrier!

Afterparty at my place.

 

I’m having this BDSM playparty near mid-March. Women + transfolk / friends and acquaintances. Are we acquainted and you haven’t rec’d an invite yet? Drop me a note.

 

LEATHERDYKE Last-Minute Picnic in the Park
Trout Lake / John Hendry Park
3350 Victoria Drive, Vancouver
MONDAY, August 7 4pm –> 8pm-ish
Trout Lake, SouthEast corner
Map here: http://elainemiller.com/blog/
gloriously $free: bring food, drink, and a blanket or foldy chair.

Elaine and Spike were supposed to have a BBQ, but the unmerciful fates dictated that Spike have a final exam Tuesday moning, and Elaine have a server crash, so we’re not having the dang BBq at our house.

INSTEAD! We present
The Fantabulous Are-you-sick-of-lying-around-on-blankets-with-hot-women-yet (because-we-fucking-love-it)
LEATHERDYKE Last-Minute Picnic in the Park.

Friends welcome. (Yes, anybody you really like.)
Entertainment: what, food and conversation ain’t enough?

We’ll be there with sunblock on!
leatherdykes-in-the-park.jpg

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