Dudes! Bootblacking at the store today! Drop in and say hi!
http://rerides.ca/news/events/2012/04/bootblacking-at-east-side-re-rides-april-29th-2012/
Apr 202012
8th Annual Sexy Sauna & Kinky BathHouse for Women and Transfolk
Saturday
7:30pm until 10:30pm
THIS IS A PUBLIC EVENT
8th Annual Sexy Sauna & Kinky BathHouse
for Women and TransFolk
(incidentally celebrating Kona and Elaine’s birthdays too)
Saturday, April 21st, 2012
Hastings Steam & Sauna
766 East Hastings, Vancouver
$20 at the door
2 sauna rooms
& 2 shower rooms
& video area (queer porn!)
& lockers & six semi-private cots,
free snacks & free non-alc drinks
& byo towel & sandals
& toys & safe sex gear
anything consensual+sanitary goes
& you don’t haveta if you don’t wanna
& we don’t care what you wear!
NOTE: we reserve the right to refuse admittance
COME CELEBRATE WITH US!
It’s time to gather your towel and sandals and come bust a sweat with us as we celebrate the springiness of Spring!. Come naked, nude, wrapped in a towel, wearing your swimsuit, jean shorts and Tshirt, or rubber bondage gear! (eg. We don’t care what you wear.) If the last few years are any measure, expect there to be plenty of hot times, and lots of hawt women of all shapes, all sizes, all colours and sexual orientations.
We’ve rented over 2000 square feet of privacy for us all to sweat, play, shower, fuck, talk, and laugh. The space contains a video area (who’s got great dyke porn?), 25 lockers, two large dry saunas (hot and hotter), two large shower rooms (ever eat melon in a shower?), and 6 semi-private areas with cots.
Do it clean and sweaty, or make it mild to wild – there’s lots of room and anything goes! This ain’t no ladies spa though. It’s grotty and rugged and perfect! Flip flops, sandals, combat boots or other footwear encouraged. Don’t forget your towel (and maybe some old sheets if you think you’ll need ‘em for back-up)!
THE SPACE
This space is, unfortunately, not wheelchair accessible. Entry to the building is at street level. The event takes place in the basement down a long, narrow set of stairs.
THE DETAILS & SMALL PRINT
Due to the nature of this event, we retain the right to refuse anyone entry for our own reasons.
Space is limited to 60 guests so get there early to avoid disappointment!
We’re covering our costs for the space rental, free beverages and free snacks by selling tickets — $20 per person at the door while they last.
where:: Hastings Steam & Sauna – 766 East Hastings, Vancouver, BC
tickets:: Tickets will be sold at the door for $20
Bring your own towel and sandals
(A NubianImp.com Project by !Kona and Elaine)
Feb 072012
Yeek! I moved it!
There were so many whole different chunks of conversations starting, plus very good comments for folks, that I figured it needed a multi-page format like a wiki (a public multi-page site that allows random strangers to type smart things into it).
Go here. Be gentle with each other: Once Bitten… Abuse within the SM community, a wiki
Aug 272011
I’m so sad to say that my beloved cat Random died last night, sometime before I got home from work. I found him near my desk chair, where (in one house or another) we’d spent countless hours together over the last 14 years.
He’d been sick for some time, with thyroid, kidney and heart problems. We’d been medicating him and giving him IV fluids but in the last short while he had been losing yet more weight and getting steadily worse.
Random and me
The night before he died, when I went to bed, just like always he barely waited for me to settle before he climbed a bit unsteadily onto my pillow, purring and kneading, turned a few times and curled up. That night he ended up lying with his fur up my nose and his tiny, bony elbow on my face. I let him. I’m glad I did.
When he died he weighed only about six pounds, but the hole he’ll leave in my life will be so much greater. A huge percentage of my last decade and a half, both waking and sleeping, has been spent with Random either sitting somewhere upon my body or somewhere underfoot and I have no words to describe how much I’ll miss him; his Siamese opera singing; his paw patting my cheek; his terrible breath when he insisted on licking my nose. I know Vanessa’s going to miss him too.
Random was the best cat I ever met, and the most chock-full of love. As cats and humans go, we loved each other well.
G’bye, my best furry buddy. I wish you could have lived forever.
Jeepers, eh? Come drop by. I open at 11am.
East Side Re-Rides
Used Leather and Consignment Motorcycle Gear
7105 Victoria Drive, Vancouver, BC, Canada
604-327-7433 (RIDE)
(At 54th and Victoria, on the #20 bus route)
I do a lot of tech work, and am frequently searching online for things happening now, or at least not too long ago. Especially with fast-growing software projects, a search reult from 4 years ago is not going to be relevant. Doing the initial Google search, then drilling down through advanced search is doable but time-wasting. However, I couldn’t find a solution I liked until I hit upon a way to pass parameters to google using the keywords behaviour the address bar in Firefox.
Now my Goggle search in the search box is normal, and returns results from any time, but if I do a keyword search from the address bar in Firefox, it returns a Google search of items from the last year only.
Here’s how you do it:
In Firefox’s address bar, type “about:config”.
In the Filter box, type “keyword”.
Make sure that keyword.enabled is set to “true”.
Right click keyword.url to modify it (can double click as well).
Copy this string value below and enter it in the box.
http://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=navclient&gfns=1&hl=en&num=10&lr=&ft=i&cr=&safe=off&tbs=,qdr:y&q=
It includes SafeSearch off by default, so if you like your searches “safe”, try
http://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=navclient&gfns=1&hl=en&num=10&lr=&ft=i&cr=&safe=on&tbs=,qdr:y&q=
Sexy Sauna & BathHouse (6th Annual!)
The Sexy Sweaty Kinky Spring Sauna Party for Women*
(incidentally celebrating Kona and Elaine’s birthdays too)
Saturday, April 23rd, 2011
7:30 – midnight
$20@ the door
Hastings Steam & Sauna – 766 East Hastings, Vancouver
(A NubianImp.com Project by !Kona and Elaine)
for past, present and future women.
2 sauna rooms
& 2 shower rooms
& video area (dyke porn!)
& lockers & six semi-private cots,
free snacks
& free non-alc drinks
& byo towel & sandals & toys & safe sex gear,
anything consensual+sanitary goes
& you don’t haveta if you don’t wanna
& we don’t care what you wear!
we reserve the right to refuse admittance
=====================
Detailed-type details:
COME PLAY WITH US!
It’s time to gather your towel and sandals and come bust a sweat with us as we celebrate the springiness of Spring!. Come naked, nude, wrapped in a towel, wearing your swimsuit, jean shorts and Tshirt, or rubber bondage gear! (eg. We don’t care what you wear.) If the last few years are any measure, expect there to be plenty of hot times, and lots of hawt women of all shapes, all sizes, all colours and sexual orientations.
THE SPACE
We’ve rented over 2000 square feet of privacy for us all to sweat, play, shower, fuck, talk, and laugh. The space contains a video area (who’s got great dyke porn?), 25 lockers, two large dry saunas (hot and hotter), two large shower rooms (ever eat melon in a shower?), and 6 semi-private areas with cots.
Do it clean and sweaty, or make it mild to wild – there’s lots of room and anything goes! This ain’t no ladies spa though. It’s grotty and rugged and perfect! Flip flops, sandals, combat boots or other footwear encouraged. Don’t forget your towel (and maybe some old sheets if you think you’ll need ‘em for back-up)!
THE DETAILS & SMALL PRINT
This is a semi-private event (we retain the right to refuse guests). Space is limited to 60 guests so get there early to avoid disappointment!
We’re covering our costs for the space rental, free beverages and free snacks by selling tickets — $20 per person
where:: Hastings Steam & Sauna – 766 East Hastings, Vancouver, BC
tickets:: Tickets will be sold at the door.
*Bring your own towel and sandals
I feel my age (almost 42). When I was a kid, we had a black and white tv, and one phone that had a dial and plugged into the wall. Computers were great big things that ran on holes punched in cardboard cards.
Today, I’m riding a damn airporter coach-type bus and it’s got wireless internet. And I’m typing on a computer the size of a hardcover novel that, compared to my first computer purchase circa 1990, is one tenth the price (not adjusted for inflation rates, even) and 100 times more powerful.
I’m on a bus, motherfucker.
Amazing.
Apr 012011
One year to the day since Shaira Holman stepped out the door on her Walk for Love, we launch the website for the Catherine White Holman Legacy Fund. Grant applications will be available April 15th, so please watch for the official launch announcement then!
http://catherinewhiteholmanlegacy.com/
Feb 092011
… at selling on Ebay. I’m a seasoned veteran at buying — I think I have made seven purchases ever, and have spent a total of $31.46 in the last year. (Big spender!) But this is my first attempt at selling. I stuck a new bottle of perfume up, which will sell before Valentines day.
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220735029516&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT
They won’t let me sell to anywhere but Canada, because I’m new at it (presumably I wouldn’t know how to fill out a customs declaration form yet?) but it’s still so oddly… exciting. Look! Someone wants to pay $5.45 for this $120 item! Whoo! Stay tuned. Maybe it’ll go up to $7.98
Feb 032011
I mean, it sucks the dust right off your carpet! Ain’t that amazing? You should buy it.
Eureka Contour light-duty household vacuum cleaner. Bought it new. Had it a year or so, only have one 8 X 10 ft rug in my whole house, so it’s seen very light use indeed. Moving in with GF, and she’s already got one of these newfangled devices, so I don’t need mine.
I wish I could say something else exciting about it, but c’mon, it’s a vacuum cleaner that looks like a sports car. How much more exciting can it get?
Comes with everything shown here, including fancy-ass dusting apparatus.
$35 obo
elaine – at – elainemiller – dot – com
Nov 292010
Last week I had a dream.
It was one of those dreams where everyone you know makes an appearance, and over the course of the dream I met and talked with many folks I love. Dreams follow habits, it seems, and we were all busy with some sort of event-creation in a hall of sorts, but preparation went on in an unhurried and uncomplicated manner, and everyone I met had a playful smile and a word of kindness. The doors of the hall stood open as we worked inside, because the weather was perfect; warm, breezy, blue skies. The trees were green and lush.
Dreaming onward, I walked outside and saw someone laughing and talking with a woman with long, full, silver hair. Just like Catherine’s hair, I thought, torn between nostalgia and sadness. And then the woman turned to face me, and it was Catherine.
Unbelieving, I stumbled forward, and she walked to me with a smile somehow full of understanding of all the pain I had felt for the last year.
I put my arms around her and squeezed her with all the love in me, and felt her sweet and solid self, warmed by sunlight. The gentle breeze blew her so-familiar hair across my face. She felt perfectly real and present. My heart swelled with uncomprehending joy.
And then sorrow broke over me, and I knew my dear, dear friend was dead. I knew I would never hold her in this way again.
And I cried. I cried in my dream until I woke myself up, and I cried wordlessly in the night until my lover woke and comforted me, not yet knowing the exact source of my pain, but holding me nonetheless. And I cried all that day and the next and the next, because the dream had felt so real that it made her loss feel fresh.
It’s generally my way to mourn privately, and this past year has seen most of my tears shed alone. But today there are so many people I love who have Catherine very much on their minds, that I decided to share. Because we’re not truly alone when we reach out to each other, are we?
O Catherine, beloved friend, I will always miss you.
Catherine White Holman
April 18, 1954 – November 29th, 2009
This item is still in the sealed original plastic covering. The magazine is in perfect condition, and the bag shows some signs of age, but no breakage of the seal.
An internet-found image of the cover, so you can see it without the plastic
Playboy March 1999
$20
+Shipping, if applicable
Cover: Lead singer Gene Simmons of rock band KISS, with various models in Kiss makeup and garb. Shot by Arny Fretag.
Playmate: Alexandria Karlsen
Interview: Drew Carey
Pictorials: The Girls of Kiss – 12 pages of luscious ladies in Kiss makeup and little else; She’ll Take Romance – 6 pages of Cindy Guyer, a model of passion who poses for the covers of popular romance novels.
20Q: Gerry Adams.
Features: Playboy Music 1999 various articles, including The Absolute Power of Lauren Hill, by Kevin Powell; They Can’t Kill Rock and Roll, But They’re Trying, by Dave Marsh; Beastie Boys to Beastie Men, by Charles M. Young; Girls of Kiss and The Year in Music; Profile of Rudy Giuliani by Paul Schwartzman; Reporter’s Notebook by John W. Dean of watergate fame; fiction: Return of Little Big Man, by Thomas Berger; Carson Daly models latest fashions; Keith Olbermann decries the steroid epidemic in MLB in What Have You Done For Us Lately; plus regular departments: World of Playboy, Letters, After Hours, Advisor, Forum, Party Jokes, Playmate News, On the Scene and Grapevine with Chris Rock and Julie Strain.
PAGES: 172.
Actual item pic below.
This is the actual item for sale.
For sale!
Penthouse Men's Adventure Comix #1, good condition
Penthouse Men’s Adventure Comix,
The very first issues!
#1 and #2, 1995
These collector’s items are going for $65 and $50 USD, respectively.
$20 per issue = $40 for the pair
Here’s a gallery of each of the covers. Enjoy!
email elaine (at) elainemiller (dot) com
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- Penthouse Men’s Adventure Comix #2, good condition
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- Penthouse Men’s Adventure Comix #1, good condition