Okay.. Now that I've solved the deep, dark mysteries of crontabs, and the
arcane language one uses to rebuild the dang blog so new email entries (or entire entries, for that matter) will show up... here's what's up.
Any new daily content will show up, in a tardy sort of fashion, after 3
am, which is when the nightly rebuild will occur.
God, I love technology.
Now if only I could spare the time to make the blog *attractive*, instead
of merely functional.
-Elaine
If this is a true blog, it's important that I fill it with absolute random
crap. I must imagine that the merest surface thought that flits through my
mind is of endless fascination to you, dear reader.
Deep philosophical thought du jour:
Why do the makers of soap create those types that smell like the fucking
perfumed wedges of paper that drop like bombs out of womens' magazines?
Why make and sell something that makes your hands reek of odd foreign
substances for hours after you wash them -- when most of us wash our hands
so we can get 'em clean -- not get 'em stinky.
I mean, if the purpose is to both create bubbles and an overpowering scent
in order to mask some scent that's already there, why not just market the
reeky stuff as Old Man's Ass Cleaner or some appropriate variation?
Damn.
-Elaine
It's something I wrote a few years back.
Music by Elaine Miller.
6:06 Friday, May 16, 2003
The UN-blog
I'll be swapping this site-updating setup for this one: http://elainemiller.com/blog/ once I cause formatting to occur. As of the next few days, it's nekkid.
1:12 Friday, May 16, 2003
More Tofino!
Not as many action shots, 'cos Spike was sick, but we had a lovely, relaxing time. Lookit: http://www.spikeharris.com/tofino2/
7:36 Sunday, May 11, 2003
Brazen Femme Review
Yay! Brazen Femme got a great review. Check it out here:
http://www.butchdykeboy.com/bdb/bear
1:06 Thursday, May 01, 2003
GenderFuct
Spike's new site, which I'm teching for her. (Fresh and being constructed as you sit and gawp at it.) http://www.genderfuct.com
The World Today
"Naturally the common people don't want war: Neither in Russia, nor in England, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers and pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in every country."
Hermann Goering
Co-founder of the Nazi party and founder of the Gestapo
10:05 Wednesday, March 19, 2003
Heterosexual Panic
I had a whim and wrote something I think is funny. You might not think so, however. [grin]
Het Panic
3:10 Tuesday, March 18, 2003
Did I mention the reading at the Bleeding Rose?
Here's more details:
http://elainemiller.com/perf/index.html
http://elainemiller.com/perf/index.html
9:26 Saturday, March 08, 2003
I'm reading at Bleeding Rose in Victoria
...on Saturday, March 22nd. It'll be all kinky and erotic stuff, with a whack o'humour hucked in for good measure. Drop on by! Time : (early evening) TBA
Here's the Bleeding Rose site.
6:51 Wednesday, January 01, 2003
Happy Noo Year!
..from me and Spike.
1:06 Monday, December 23, 2002
AutoBio
I finally put my bio up on this site! Hooray! http://elainemiller.com/write/bios.html
6:17 Friday, November 29, 2002
Inky Sex
This is a sneak preview of a call for submissions for a show I'm putting together with River Light.
http://www.elainemiller.com/inkysex/
3:23 Friday, November 15, 2002
That ol' Open Letter to Dr Laura
OK, it's so funny I gave it a home.
http://elainemiller.com/presents/drlaura.html
2:49 Wednesday, November 06, 2002
Chatroom on ElaineMiller.Com
I put up a tiny little simple chatroom. Don't ask me why, I just did. Feel free:
chat here.
9:03 Tuesday, October 22, 2002
The trip me and Spike took last spring.
I know you've may've seen it once before, but now you'll get to see it all again!
http://www.spikeharris.com/tofino/
6:27 Saturday, October 19, 2002
A good friend sent me this.
I usually abstain from poetry. But this is one of the good ones.
5:32 Thursday, October 17, 2002
Lookit
At last! Win a staring contest with this pic of me!
http://www.psycho-ex.com/psgeeks.html
5:42 Tuesday, September 17, 2002
SKANK
Do come on by....
http://elainemiller.com/perf/skank.html
10:40 Monday, September 02, 2002
I'd forgotten this
You know, I was just cleaning up my labyrinthine site and found this, which I'd forgotten entirely about. Who knew?
http://elainemiller.com/quot/
9:15 Monday, August 19, 2002
DRAG!
I finally got my gender and drag page up enough to be looked at, tho' not finished.
9:36 Sunday, August 18, 2002
It's getting close! We're almost there!
I'll be teaming up with Silva Tenenbein to offer workshops on an awful lot of topics. Here for details. Tenenbein.com
7:52 Saturday, July 20, 2002
Poly are ya OK, are ya OK Poly?
Click below to see if you're allowed to have sex with Spike.
http://spikeharris.com/polywog.html
11:31 Sunday, July 07, 2002
Ooo! I'm being published again!
http://www.arsenalpulp.com/newreleases.html#brazenfemme
6:03 Tuesday, June 18, 2002
More things I put up on my site, yes?
Just click it
12:15 Tuesday, May 14, 2002
This is funny
http://elainemiller.com/presents/glbtquestions.html
4:48 Sunday, April 28, 2002
DJ. Knows Dick
Here's what I've been doing lately: making a site for DJ. and his dick-making enterprise. Go on, have a look! http://vancouverleather.com/dick/
4:46 Sunday, April 28, 2002
Elaine's new line of work!
I will be teaming up with Silva Tenenbein to offer workshops on an awful lot of topics. Here for details. Tenenbein.com
12:30 Tuesday, March 12, 2002
I just added the funniest thing.
I just thought: wouldn't it be funny if someone wanted to give me money, and couldn't figger out a good way, and so didn't do it... Then I thought, with horror, someone might be trying Right Now, and Failing. So I stuck a link on the bottom of each of these pages for those folks with way too much money and no idea how to spend it. Go ahead. Donate. I dare ya.
3:29 Sunday, February 17, 2002
Information Technology
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realises he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "yes you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Information Technology" says the balloonist.
"I do." replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
The man below says "You must work in business."
"I do." replies the balloonist, "But how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
11:29 Monday, February 11, 2002
I found the following in my archives,and thot I'd share it:
I was idly reading email and about to go to sleep when I noticed a noise coming from the area of my right hand as I moved the pointer on the screen.
"Hmm" I thought casually. "My mouse squeaks. Must fix that."
[pause]
Oh.
My *mouse*.... *squeaks*.
It squeaks.
Can you see me calling up the tech dept and saying "Hello, my mouse squeaks."?
Not gonna do it. Nope.
7:39 Thursday, January 31, 2002
Elaine's Modern Medical Miracle!
I just had a catscan. Go have a look.
2:47 Sunday, January 27, 2002
It snowed beautifully today, huge thick flakes that covered everything in a silent blanket. Spike and I went out to play, until we froze a bit, that is. But here's some pics I put up.
Fun in the Snow -- Jan 27th, 2002
The stuff at the very bottom is all Blogger'd, then I realized that I'd rather just hack it together and FTP it up myself, and am working on an automatic system to do that. I love Server Side Includes, don't you? One day I may even learn PHP.
Back to Top
9:31 Monday, January 21, 2002
I never tend to do this: but y'all go here, ya hear? (It'll open in a new window)
http://www.humanclock.com/
3:11 Sunday, January 13, 2002
So it turns out that CBC Radio 1 will be coming by to have a conversation with me in my office about my habit of writing pornography. I'm looking forward to the conversations we'll have. [grin]
7:35 Saturday, January 12, 2002
Eek! I was bored.
7:24 Saturday, January 12, 2002
Pornolize this site. Kinda funny.
5:14 Saturday, January 12, 2002
Lately I've been having too much fun. Some days I feel guilty, although I'm not jewish or catholic, so I have no real reason for guilt. Sometimes I just figger there's only so much cheerfulness in the world, and I'm perhaps using up more than my share. On the other hand, luckily, this isn't another dark and bitter goth site.
12:23 Tuesday, January 29, 2002 I'm sticking these in the archive because they're big, and will push all my carefully written links right off the map.
Here's another fascinating look into popular culture: a list of the search engine terms that brought folks to my site.
Holy Hairy Armpits.
Search Phrase Search Engine Hits
hirsute women Google 345
hirsute Google 124
Hirsute Women Direct Hit 105
hirsute women Lycos 82
adult check keygen Google 65
cache:mrc1tlKZSg4C:elainemiller.com/sdholman/invite.html catherine white artist Google 37
Hirsute Women Dogpile 34
armpit stubble Google 28
HIRSUTEWOMEN Google 28
virtuagirl addons Google 27
elaine miller Google 21
Alessandras smile Google 21
virtuagirl plugins Google 16
hirsute women Metacrawler (go2net Network)15
Samples Hirsute Women Direct Hit 15
photowebber crack Google 14
armpit hair Google 14
virtuagirl crack Google 14
anagram genius serialz Google 14
virtuagirl crackz Google 14
cache:Tlt3WYNCDBs:elainemiller.com/ elaine miller Google 14
Samples Hirsute Women Metacrawler (go2net Network)14
virtuagirl warez Google 13
Hirsute Women Ask Jeeves 11
hirsute Lycos 11
cache:3gy34kFLAzwC:elainemiller.com/write/armpit.html armpit hair lover Google 10
Hirsute Gallery Direct Hit 9
HirsuteWomen iWon 9
hirsute armpit Google 9
cache:3gy34kFLAzwC:elainemiller.com/write/armpit.html hirsute women Google 8
cache:U9GPFm0pwbY:elainemiller.com/ Google 8
Hairy Hirsute gallery Direct Hit 8
hirsute women AllTheWeb 8
boot fetish Google 7
cache:3gy34kFLAzw:elainemiller.com/write/armpit.html hirsute women Google 7
Hirsute Gallery Metacrawler (go2net Network)7
Anagram Genius Serial Google 7
Everchanging Book of Names Crack Google 7
hirsutewomen Direct Hit 7
hirsute armpits Google 7
dxball warez Google 7
hirsutewomen Lycos 7
dxball crack Google 6
cache:CvnxZYQHbqMC:elainemiller.com/write/bisex.html i like to fuck bisexual Google 6
anagram genius keygen Google 6
quark xpress warez Google 5
hirsute woman Direct Hit 5
nude hirsute women Direct Hit 5
Hirsute Women Websites Direct Hit 5
cache:3gy34kFLAzw:elainemiller.com/write/armpit.html hirsutewomen Google 5
women armpit hair Google 5
hirsute woman Google 5
cache:DP4h1DfUmcs:elainemiller.com/write/bootgrrl.html boot fetish spurs Google 4
hirsute woman Lycos 4
cache:SWL3qn1V6_kC:elainemiller.com/write/fromfist.html fuck story OR stories he... Google 4
hirsute women Google 4
adult check keygen Google 4
quark xpress crackz Google 4
cache:3299KKz4zUc:elainemiller.com/url/wholeshebang.html Jane Austens Emma mp3 Google 4
photowebber warez Google 4
armpit hair fetish Google 4
cache:3299KKz4zUcC:elainemiller.com/url/wholeshebang.html free lolita hentai spo... Google 4
armpit shaving Google 4
cache:hiG7O7IZY2cC:elainemiller.com/write/backcheck1.html bdsm explanation Google 4
Natural Hirsute Women Direct Hit 4
cache:3299KKz4zUc:elainemiller.com/url/wholeshebang.html femdom illustrated stor... Google 4
cache:3gy34kFLAzwC:elainemiller.com/write/armpit.html hirsutearmpit Google 4
vancouver bdsm Google 4
cache:3299KKz4zUcC:elainemiller.com/url/wholeshebang.html free gallery labial sa... Google 4
womens bums Google 4
cache:3299KKz4zUcC:elainemiller.com/url/wholeshebang.html photowebber warez Google 4
cache:7ez5J1AA4MIC:www.elainemiller.com/url/wholeshebang.html apperson and daugh... Google 4
cache:C3g8FMbL70M:elainemiller.com/url/wholeshebang.html eunuch dominatrix Google 4
fresh petals whats new on the web Google 4
sissification Google 4
cache:SWL3qn1V6_kC:elainemiller.com/write/fromfist.html SHE FIST FUCKED HER CUNT Google 4
quark express warez Google 4
quark serialz Google 4
HirsuteGallery Direct Hit 4
cadstd pro crack Google 4
virtuagirlplugins Google 4
cache:83kEkI9LFp0C:elainemiller.com/write/wowwrite.html herobratspanking Google 4
sissification stories Google 4
thigh boot galleries Google 4
cache:XfZKxeM4Glk:elainemiller.com/url/wholeshebang.html mistress eunuch bdsm Google 4
elaine miller Google 3
cache:67Elz8G03k0:elainemiller.com/write/fromfist.html snapped on a gloveshe Google 3
cling wrap bondage Google 3
Hairy Hirsute Direct Hit 3
broadcst warez Google 3
linotype warez Google 3
crackz quark Google 3
hirsute galleries Direct Hit 3
cache:3gy34kFLAzwC:elainemiller.com/write/armpit.html why should i shave my armp... Google 3
women with body hair Google 3
thigh high boot fetish Google 3
warez linotype Google 3
flame mail generator Google 3
adult check keygen Google 3
How To Make A Flogger Direct Hit 3
test test ROASTED CHESTNUTS (CASTAGNE AL FORNO) p. 189 Celebrations Italian Style SERVES 8 TO 12 Roasted chestnuts are a final statement to the Thanksgiving dinner. There are many theories as to the proper way to prepare chestnuts for roasting. Some insist on parboiling them first; others will only roast them in a wooded-handled chestnut roaster in the fireplace, but most take the less dramatic approach and roast them in the oven. 3 to 4 pounds chestnuts Preheat the oven to 450ºF. With a small sharp knife, cut an X in the top if each chestnut to prevent it from exploding in the oven. (Once in a while, this fails to work.) Spread the chestnuts on a baking sheet and roast for 15 to 20 minutes, or until the shells are puffed and split. Transfer to a bowl and let cool. Crack the shells with your hands or use nutcrackers and picks to remove the nutmeats. end test
Here's a bunch of search terms that folks have used to get somehow to my pages. Go figger.
hirsute women
HIRSUTE
BOOT FETISH
armpit hair
homemade drugs
hirsute women
vancouver bdsm
sex radio
hirsute
adult check keygen
BDSM Vancouver
thigh high boot fetish
thigh boot fetish
mistress inga
hirsute women
how to make a flogger
womens bums
cachehttpelainemillercomwritearmpithtml
photowebber warez
how to shave armpits
elaine miller
shave armpits
mistress kate
armpit stubble
hirsute women
shaira
hirsute
hirsutewomen
Gender Identity Disorder
Everchanging Book of Names crackz
hirsutewomen
naked hirsute women
guerrilla queer bar
hirsute woman
hentai wav
cadstd pro crack
welcome alessandras smile
Virtuagirl plugins
cling wrap bondage
gaydar
usenet lolita gallery url
platform boot fetish
spank
boot fetish
diva duct tape bondage
mistress petra
broadc@stserialz
photowebber crack
rosamond norbury
hirsute galleries
list of quicktime dominatrix
whiffle ball gag
codpiece
coach sale
shaved armpits mom
natural armpits
.htaccess hopkins
kink aware professionals canada
anagram genius serial
body hair women
stubble armpit
hentai anime movie DL warez
fiona butterfly
WOMAN IN PVC
magic mouse discus cracks downloads
hirsute lovers
dxball warez
hirsute women galleries
white shadows nast stories
secretary fetish
shaira holman
fabjob
william moysey
director7 crack
giurano genealogy
Women with armpit hair
my girlfriends breasts
bisex
hirsute lover
crackz quark xpress 4
laiya canada
linotype keygen
anagram genius serialz
alt downloads quark express
flogger making
girls in drag
make a flogger
sissification cartoon
Jack of all trades master of one or two
Laiya
first armpit hair
make your own flogger
pessimists mug
homemade bombs
tyra von stern
virtuagirl addons
jockstrap cup
hirsute women
kilt nude
BDSM Vancouver BC
posted by Elaine (She of Psycho-Ex.Com) at 9:43 AM
Monday, April 23, 2001
I know I've been ignoring this page. But I really have had a bunch of stuff going on. I don't usually say this, but, wanna help me hate someone?
Read this:
http://elainemiller.com/write/curse.html
posted by Elaine (She of Psycho-Ex.Com) at 10:13 AM
If you see this post, I can post by email -- hooray!
-Elaine
--
Elaine Miller; Geek.
http://dyketech.com/
elaine@dyketech.com
Spike Harris.Com, Home of... well, you guessed it!