6:06 Friday, May 16, 2003
The UN-blog
I'll be swapping this site-updating setup for this one: http://elainemiller.com/blog/ once I cause formatting to occur. As of the next few days, it's nekkid.
1:12 Friday, May 16, 2003
More Tofino!
Not as many action shots, 'cos Spike was sick, but we had a lovely, relaxing time. Lookit: http://www.spikeharris.com/tofino2/
7:36 Sunday, May 11, 2003
Brazen Femme Review
Yay! Brazen Femme got a great review. Check it out here:
http://www.butchdykeboy.com/bdb/bear
1:06 Thursday, May 01, 2003
GenderFuct
Spike's new site, which I'm teching for her. (Fresh and being constructed as you sit and gawp at it.) http://www.genderfuct.com
The World Today
"Naturally the common people don't want war: Neither in Russia, nor in England, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers and pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in every country."
Hermann Goering
Co-founder of the Nazi party and founder of the Gestapo
10:05 Wednesday, March 19, 2003
Heterosexual Panic
I had a whim and wrote something I think is funny. You might not think so, however. [grin]
Het Panic
3:10 Tuesday, March 18, 2003
Did I mention the reading at the Bleeding Rose?
Here's more details:
http://elainemiller.com/perf/index.html
http://elainemiller.com/perf/index.html
9:26 Saturday, March 08, 2003
I'm reading at Bleeding Rose in Victoria
...on Saturday, March 22nd. It'll be all kinky and erotic stuff, with a whack o'humour hucked in for good measure. Drop on by! Time : (early evening) TBA
Here's the Bleeding Rose site.
6:51 Wednesday, January 01, 2003
Happy Noo Year!
..from me and Spike.
1:06 Monday, December 23, 2002
AutoBio
I finally put my bio up on this site! Hooray! http://elainemiller.com/write/bios.html
6:17 Friday, November 29, 2002
Inky Sex
This is a sneak preview of a call for submissions for a show I'm putting together with River Light.
http://www.elainemiller.com/inkysex/
3:23 Friday, November 15, 2002
That ol' Open Letter to Dr Laura
OK, it's so funny I gave it a home.
http://elainemiller.com/presents/drlaura.html
2:49 Wednesday, November 06, 2002
Chatroom on ElaineMiller.Com
I put up a tiny little simple chatroom. Don't ask me why, I just did. Feel free:
chat here.
9:03 Tuesday, October 22, 2002
The trip me and Spike took last spring.
I know you've may've seen it once before, but now you'll get to see it all again!
http://www.spikeharris.com/tofino/
6:27 Saturday, October 19, 2002
A good friend sent me this.
I usually abstain from poetry. But this is one of the good ones.
5:32 Thursday, October 17, 2002
Lookit
At last! Win a staring contest with this pic of me!
http://www.psycho-ex.com/psgeeks.html
5:42 Tuesday, September 17, 2002
SKANK
Do come on by....
http://elainemiller.com/perf/skank.html
10:40 Monday, September 02, 2002
I'd forgotten this
You know, I was just cleaning up my labyrinthine site and found this, which I'd forgotten entirely about. Who knew?
http://elainemiller.com/quot/
9:15 Monday, August 19, 2002
DRAG!
I finally got my gender and drag page up enough to be looked at, tho' not finished.
9:36 Sunday, August 18, 2002
It's getting close! We're almost there!
I'll be teaming up with Silva Tenenbein to offer workshops on an awful lot of topics. Here for details. Tenenbein.com
7:52 Saturday, July 20, 2002
Poly are ya OK, are ya OK Poly?
Click below to see if you're allowed to have sex with Spike.
http://spikeharris.com/polywog.html
11:31 Sunday, July 07, 2002
Ooo! I'm being published again!
http://www.arsenalpulp.com/newreleases.html#brazenfemme
6:03 Tuesday, June 18, 2002
More things I put up on my site, yes?
Just click it
12:15 Tuesday, May 14, 2002
This is funny
http://elainemiller.com/presents/glbtquestions.html
4:48 Sunday, April 28, 2002
DJ. Knows Dick
Here's what I've been doing lately: making a site for DJ. and his dick-making enterprise. Go on, have a look! http://vancouverleather.com/dick/
4:46 Sunday, April 28, 2002
Elaine's new line of work!
I will be teaming up with Silva Tenenbein to offer workshops on an awful lot of topics. Here for details. Tenenbein.com
12:30 Tuesday, March 12, 2002
I just added the funniest thing.
I just thought: wouldn't it be funny if someone wanted to give me money, and couldn't figger out a good way, and so didn't do it... Then I thought, with horror, someone might be trying Right Now, and Failing. So I stuck a link on the bottom of each of these pages for those folks with way too much money and no idea how to spend it. Go ahead. Donate. I dare ya.
3:29 Sunday, February 17, 2002
Information Technology
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realises he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "yes you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Information Technology" says the balloonist.
"I do." replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
The man below says "You must work in business."
"I do." replies the balloonist, "But how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
11:29 Monday, February 11, 2002
I found the following in my archives,and thot I'd share it:
I was idly reading email and about to go to sleep when I noticed a noise coming from the area of my right hand as I moved the pointer on the screen.
"Hmm" I thought casually. "My mouse squeaks. Must fix that."
[pause]
Oh.
My *mouse*.... *squeaks*.
It squeaks.
Can you see me calling up the tech dept and saying "Hello, my mouse squeaks."?
Not gonna do it. Nope.
7:39 Thursday, January 31, 2002
Elaine's Modern Medical Miracle!
I just had a catscan. Go have a look.
2:47 Sunday, January 27, 2002
It snowed beautifully today, huge thick flakes that covered everything in a silent blanket. Spike and I went out to play, until we froze a bit, that is. But here's some pics I put up.
Fun in the Snow -- Jan 27th, 2002