I didn't write this, but I did laugh a lot when I read it. Author Unknown.
-Elaine

Here's an interesting commentary on questions posed to members of the GLBT community.

1. what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. when and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
3. is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
4. is it possible your heterosexuality seems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5. if you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
6. to whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendences? how did they react?
7. why do you heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your lifestyle?
8. why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? why can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
9. would you want your children to be heterosexual knowing the problems they would face?
10. the vast majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
11. with all the societal support marriage recieves, the divorce rates continue to spiral. why are there so few stable relationships amoung heterosexuals?
12. why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
13. considering the menace of overpopulation, how can the human race survive if everyone were a heterosexual like you?
14. could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? don't you feel he/she might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her leanings?
15. how can you limit yourself to complusive, exclusive heterosexualality and fail to develop your natural, healthy homosexual potential?
16. techniques have been developed which might enable you to change your sexual orientation. have you considered going into therapy?