If this is a true blog, it's important that I fill it with absolute random
crap. I must imagine that the merest surface thought that flits through my
mind is of endless fascination to you, dear reader.
Deep philosophical thought du jour:
Why do the makers of soap create those types that smell like the fucking
perfumed wedges of paper that drop like bombs out of womens' magazines?
Why make and sell something that makes your hands reek of odd foreign
substances for hours after you wash them -- when most of us wash our hands
so we can get 'em clean -- not get 'em stinky.
I mean, if the purpose is to both create bubbles and an overpowering scent
in order to mask some scent that's already there, why not just market the
reeky stuff as Old Man's Ass Cleaner or some appropriate variation?
Damn.
-Elaine
Posted by by_email at May 25, 2003 05:19 PM