My sister gave me a bunch of girly-type stuff that she wasn't using. In amongst all the stuff was a little package that promised me beauty, especialy if I use it faithfully in a weekly regime.
Regime. That sounds official.
Ooh! Was I ever excited! I'd always wanted to be beautiful. I followed the directions closely, because I know the directions are there for our own good, and are true, true, true.
Here's the result. I'm not sure though. Do I look more beautiful? I mean, really?
-Elaine