Elaine Miller
For Random, who did eventually sorta grow out of it.
Sex Kitten
Is he usually like this?
Umm, yes. But he'll grow out of it.
This can't be normal.
It's just a stage. They all go through it.
Put him outside.
Can't. He's too young, it's a new neighbourhood…
We'll put him in his carrier.
He'll howl. You know what he sounds like when he screams like that?
Maybe it won't be too distracting.
(pause)
OK, it's too distracting.
No, kiss me again. Mmmm.
Ow. You're on my hair.
That's him. He's standing on your pillow.
Don't move!
Why?
He's looking devilish.
Close your legs -- slowly.
I can't do this.
Why not?
He's standing on your shoulder, looking at me. He looks amused. We have to stop.
OW! Ow! Yaoow!
What!?
Bloody animal! Where'd he go?
What happened?
He bit my toe.
Let's just make hot chocolate.
Sounds good.
