I'm a LeatherDyke
by Elaine Miller
(sung to the tune of I'm a LumberJack by Monty Python)
I'm a leatherdyke and I'm okay,
I sleep with girls and I am so gay.
Lezzie Chorus:
she's a leatherdyke and she's okay,
she sleeps with girls and she is so gay.
I spank my dates, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Fridays I go shopping
And buy more toys for me.
Lezzie Chorus:
she spanks her dates, she eats her lunch,
she goes to the lavatory.
On Fridays she goes shopping
and buys more toys for ... thee
Chorus:
she's a leatherdyke and she's okay,
she sleeps with girls and she is so gay.
I pull her hair, I whip and strap,
I like to flirt with power.
I put on leather clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Lezzie Chorus:
she pulls my hair, she whips and straps,
she likes to flirt with power.
she puts on leather clothing,
And hangs around in bars.
Lezzie Chorus:
she's a leatherdyke and she's okay,
she sleeps with girls and she is so gay.
I tie up girls, I wear black boots,
And a lacy push-up bra.
I try to be a gentleman,
Just like my dear mamma.
Lezzie Chorus:
she ties up girls, she wears black boots!
And a lacy push-up bra?
she's a leatherdyke and she's okay,
she sleeps with girls and she is so gay.
she's a leatherdyke and she's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.
she sleeps with girls and she is so gay.