Jul 252006
Dear You People;
Why do the makers of handsoap and facesoap and squooshysoap create a product that smells like the fucking perfumed wedges of paper that drop like bombs out of womens’ magazines?
Why make and sell something that makes your hands reek of odd foreign substances for hours after you wash them? Most of us wash our hands so we can get ‘em clean — not get ‘em stinky.
I mean, if the purpose is to both create bubbles and an overpowering scent in order to mask some scent that’s already there, why not just market the reeky stuff as Old Man’s Ass Cleaner or some appropriate variation?
Damn.
-Elaine