ElaineMiller.com

I’m gettin’ all AWOL. I’ll be unreachable by email, telephone, or in person, from Feb28 – March 7th. For those who need geek help, elaine (at) techdonkey (dot) com will be monitored by a helper. See you in a week.

My site (elainemiller.com) got hacked, so there’s been all sorts of crazy geeky running around to get everything back up. If something’s missing, well, that’s because I didn’t put that particular thing back yet, as I have to go all slow and careful (one carefully vetted bit of software at a time) since we can’t tell what caused the initial security breach. Phishing bastards. Gad.

Anyhoo, if I was supposed to get back to you since I got back in town, and haven’t yet, that’s why. Sorry. Soon!

If you’re a hosted client of mine, contact me (elaine (at) techdonkey (dot) com) please. I want to check in with you.

- Elaine

I’m being joe-jobbed, otherwise known as “sporgery”, wherein some bastard has filled my email address in as a reply-to on about a godzillion spam messages that have gone out.

To be clear, I’m not sending any of these messages, and they’re not coming from my server, and I have no control over these spam messages.

(In a real-world analogy, it’s like a guy in Milwaukee is writing my Vancouver return address on a postcard and then mailing it. The returned mail comes to me because that’s the way the system is set up, not because it came from my city.)

Sorry to all the folks who are getting sporged on. And no, I can’t make it stop.

Here’s more on Joe Jobs:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_job

Crossin Upright Baby Grand Piano for sale.
$500
Antique. Warm, rich sound. Gorgeous dark wood finish with a tiger-like grain. Beautiful carved detailing. In tune and perfectly playable.

I need more living room in my livingroom!

All details and pics and sound files and movies here:

http://techdonkey.com/piano

… at Metro Vancouver Kink (MVK)
http://metrovancouverkink.com/

Details:

Scene Auction – February 6th!!!

by luv2beg about 11 hours ago

Metro Vancouver Kink (MVK) is very excited to announce that we will be holding a scene auction at our February party this coming Saturday the 6th. Have you wanted to play with a certain someone but never had the chance? Or maybe there is a particular activity you have wanted to try but so far have been unable to find someone to help you test the waters. Or perhaps you just want to support a non-profit community organization by opening your wallet and bidding on some brave folks!!!

Regardless of the motive we hope you come out and bid on something that strikes your fancy.

Our scene auction will be a bit different than the typical Master/slave auction in that you are bidding on a scene (two-three options usually) with a particular person.

* Date: February 6th, 2010
* Time: 8:30-9:30pm (during our regular play party)
* Place: Capri Hall – 3925 Fraser Street
* Emcee: The fabulous Lady Kona
* Notes: Opening bids are $20 / Each scene will be on the block for 3 mins max / All scenes are a minimum of 30 mins
* All scenes are to be held at MVK on February 6th (Unless otherwise negotiated between the person who was auctioned and the winning bidder. Please also inform a member of the MVK board.)

Sooooooo want to know who you will be able to bid on and what they are offering??? Well of course you do!!! Below you will find each of the 10 participants, a link to their profile and what type of scene they are offering. (Please also note some of the participants have a caveat attached to their offer.)

All participants will have a negotiation prior to the scene and all limits will be honoured.

Lord Braven – Violet Wand or Needle Play

KinkusErgoSum – Needles, Bondage or Resistance Play

kittenbynight – Impact Play (caning, spanking, flogging), Suspension, Knife Play or Wrestling

River Dark – Rough Body Play (kicking, punching, slapping, resistance play, etc) or Flogging (female bidders please)

ms_Kitty – Over the knee Spanking or Bondage

Tristan – Rope Bondage including Suspension if requested

J and deeva – Impact play (caning, flogging, spanking), Mummification or Single Tail

Elaine – Skill share in any of the following areas – Brat bondage, Topping a novice bottom, Interrogations, Takedowns, Fisting, Role play, Age play, Impact play, Flogging or Caning * This will not be a scene but a one-on-one or one-on-a few workshop where you will have Elaine all to yourself as she teaches you and answers your questions! (Get together with a friend or two and bid on this!!!!)_

Sexncandy – Impact play or CBT or a combination of the two

Skunky – Flogging (female bidders please)

Please arrive at 8pm (when the party starts) to ensure you do not miss the scene you want to bid on! And thank you in advance for supporting MVK, all proceeds will go to the equipment fund

Andie (luv2beg) / President, MVK

This item has been sold– thanks!

Reposting!

Gyno exam table (doctor’s bench, medical table), retro.

Just the thing for your livingroom, dungeon, or playroom! Everyone needs one of these as a conversation piece. Suitable for tattoo work, piercing studios, and for those who just like to play doctor. $200 OBO.

Details:

White enameled metal construction. Sturdy and heavy.

Corded, it plugs into wall socket, and socket (shown in gallery) on side of table becomes live for when you need an extra electrical appliance to bring light, power or that certain zing to your activities.

The table top easily raises on a hinge (just pull up) to form a type of chair back. Adjustable to various inclinations. Release is a foot pedal. Comes complete with a roll of paper, for that fresh clean feeling.

All the drawers and doors open and move easily.

There’s a step at the Doctor end, one presumes for easy mounting of the patient. Um, I mean, patients need to climb onto tables safely!

Full pics here:
http://elainemiller.com/gallery/gyno/

Contact elaine (at) elainemiller (dot) com.

Pass it on!

A Memorial for
Catherine White Holman
(April 18, 1954 — November 29, 2009)
In the form of an IrishJewishPagan Wake

Please join us in mourning Catherine’s death — by primarily celebrating her life — on Wednesday, Dec 9, at the WISE Hall. Memorial begins at dusk (4:30pm). At 5:30pm we’ll have a candlelight procession to bring Catherine into the hall.

For the rest of the night, there will be live music both sprightly and sad, singing, dancing, revelry, and many chances to share our memories, our sadness, and our joy. Guests are encouraged to come and eat, drink, and be scandalous. Catherine always loved a party. She also loved to be celebrated and she brought joy into so many of our lives. Help us to make her last party an event to remember.

All ages, all welcome. Dress your best. We’ll have tables full of tasty food, and a cash bar.

Donations are welcome to the Catherine White Holman Memorial Fund, and we’ll have a donation jar for those who feel they can contribute. Donations are possible in other ways. For information: donate@sdholman.com

If you have any questions, or wish to volunteer to help in some way, please email memorial@sdholman.com.

http://sdholman.com/catherine/

(memorial end time TBA)

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=189861654876

I am desolate. My dear, dear friend has died, and the world will never be quite so bright again. http://sdholman.com/catherine/

My dear, dear friend has died, and the world will never be quite so bright again.

If you knew her, share:

http://sdholman.com/catherine/

from:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=153370603163

Women/trans event: Catalyst’s Chat and Lash
Meet, Mingle and Share Bondage Skills
Host: Catalyst BDSM
Type: Meetings – Club/Group Meeting
Date: Friday, 13 November 2009
Time: 19:00 – 21:00
Location:
Britannia Community Center – Learning Resource Center
1661 Napier Street Vancouver, BC

Description
Come and join us for Catalyst’s first event! We’ll get together for some brief introductions followed by bondage skill sharing.

Bring rope or other bondage supplies (eg. saran wrap, zap straps, duct tape, or whatever else your imaginations can muster).

Coffee, tea and light refreshments will be provided.

Suggested donation $5, no one will be turned away for lack of funds.

This event is for women and trans folk only.

The site is wheelchair accessible. We are currently facilitating a full accessibility audit (check back later for details). Please contact us if you have any specific accessibility needs that we can help with.

*All participation is totally optional.*

My Techdonkey.com business is moving servers. That means, me with a metaphorical wheelbarrow and a clipboard, running back and forth. It’s a rather huge undertaking, and I’m kinda immersed in it. Yow.

Buy my gyno table! http://bit.ly/18uEWa

We’ve had a cancellation on this sold-out event.
Lee Harrington D/s Intensive news and updates

Interested? Email me fast! elaine (at) elainemiller (dot) com

Winter Warm-Up
The Sexy Sweaty Kinky Sauna Party
(for all past present future women who like a little sexiness in their steam)

Sunday, November 15th, 2009
7:00 – 11:00
$20@ the door
Hastings Steam & Sauna – 766 East Hastings, Vancouver
(A NubianImp.com Project by !Kona and Elaine)

2 sauna rooms
& 2 shower rooms
& video area (dyke porn!)
& lockers & six semi-private cots,

free snacks
& free non-alc drinks
& byo towel & sandals & toys & safe sex gear,

anything consensual+sanitary goes
& you don’t haveta if you don’t wanna
& we don’t care what you wear!

we reserve the right to refuse admittance

Cocksexual casting call: http://www.cocksexual.com/casting.html