Elaine Miller
A message to the unsuspecting surfer
Hey, thanks for dropping by. I do a whole bunch of interesting things for a living, and for fun, and you're welcome to peruse the site as you wish. I don't hide in any closets about anything I do or am, though. If you're a minor, or dislike free sexual expression, or queers, you might feel more comfy on the Disney site.
What does an Elaine do?
I put up this site in 1998, because I was sick of meeting people while I was giving a workshop or performing in drag or something and saying "Yes, I'm Elaine Miller, the desktop publishing geek in Vancouver, BC, Canada. Oh, I mean Elaine Miller the writer. Er... the leatherdyke spokesqueer. I mean the party organizer. You'd like some web design work? Oh, you want web hosting. Take my card. Yes, I know this one says 'Make-Up Artist'. OK, here, let me write the information on the card. Umm... Hello? Hello?"
Yes, I am completely self-employed, and no, my life is not terribly chaotic. I like it this way.
So here's a table of contents to the things I do for fun and for a living. Besides, it's so damn handy to have one central email address. Be welcome.
